The Director’s Cut

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I am a director. My vision has given wings to stories, flesh to characters and panache to words. I do not have a cinematographer, a costume designer, an art director, a make-up artist, a special effects supervisor. I do that myself. Alone. I have the power to dissolved away my surroundings. I have the power to be

Indian Idle

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“Hello everyone! I am Nitin Haddkari and you are watching a very special episode of Celebrity Indian Idle! Please welcome our judges for tonight’s show. Our first judge is our very own number 2, Mr. Raul Gandhi….."  “What does Raul know about dance?” Mrs. Shukla who was sitting in the crowd whispered to her neighbour.

Guest Post on Rachna’s Blog – The Invisible Wheelchair

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When Rachna asked me to write a Guest Post on her blog, I went weak in the knees. She is one of the Legends of the Blogging world and the cold sweat was understandable. When I finally sent the mail to her, I almost chewed all my nails in anticipation of her reply and was

Sari-nama

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Ever since Dushasan pulled Draupadi’s sari like a magician pulls out linked handkerchiefs from a hat, the Indian male woke up to the sexiness of sari. There is so much that a sari can reveal that even though women tried their best to cover themselves up with T-shirts and jeans, men frothed at their mouth

Hashtag and Tantreshwar

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For someone who has a name as ubiquitous as a paan stained wall in India, it is impossibly difficult to understand the fact that people do have unique names. I have always hated my name. A.M.I.T. It ends even before it begins, just like premature ejaculation. It’s like a small blip of hope on a heart

Some Random lines on a paper

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There was a time when I had a lot of time at my hands, time enough to paint and sketch. And then life happened. I shifted home a year back. The most heart-strumming experince of moving a house is that all your memories which you have stacked away in boxes come tumbling out. You past

Say this hypo, mean that crisy

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1 ## He drives really well. He breaks every traffic rule, drives as if his car is a batpod, is traffic signal blind, experience orgasms by honking, derives sadistic pleasure by making people run in front of his car. 2 ## She is a homely girl She knows how to knead dough, doesn’t talk to

Kamina Mahina

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For those of you whose Hindi is as deplorable as Sonia Gandhi's, Kamina is Rascal and Mahina is Month, so the post title is - Rascal Month. Now to understand what I am about to narrate, you absolutely have to see this song. *Warning - Make sure there are no children around because they will

Same City Different Light

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A few days back I went to my office for an implementation. I had to reach office at 6 am which meant I had to leave home at around 4:45. The cab driver woke me up at 4.10 am because he could not find my home and I ended up being his GPS for the