Misanthropically Yours

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Image from - http://wall.alphacoders.com/big.php?i=177417 I am turning into a misanthrope. I don't want to but when I see a five year old raped and tortured, when I hear news of a bottle and candles retrieved from her vagina, when I see a policeman offer Rs 2000 to the raped girl's father to let

The Kiss of Freedom

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This story begins when I was a bachelor. I had just landed in cold Manchester and almost lost my hand to the winters. Thankfully, I had a glove layered with a dead animal’s fur which saved me that day. I reached the row house where I was supposed to dwell and one of my very

10 Commandments of driving in the country of Uttar Pradesh

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The prosperous and vibrant country of Uttar Pradesh holds a special place in my heart. I am now officially a resident of this high on testosterone land. In such a short span of time, the Gun Ka Achaar, the poems of Ma Behen, the misty winters of cold shoulders and the daredevils on the pot-holed

If God had not given us the sense of touch

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We would have not known goosebumps by a child’s touch. We would have beaten up a child and he wouldn't have cried much. We would have kissed without our hearts managing a flutter. We would have sought new forms of tortures that served us better. We would have held hands and not felt sensations. We would have

Strike Daddy is hiring!

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Wanted – Strike Care Executives (SCE) to carry out systematic and methodological strikes of varying degrees in India and abroad. Company Profile – Strike Daddy is a reputed firm that has an elite list of clandestine clientele who firmly believe in strikes and its positive outcomes. Our clients include prominent political parties, businessmen and unions.

The Zoo of Democracy – Guest Post on KayEm’s blog

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It is a zoo of wonders, the first of its kind. It is a necessity too. Where else can we keep all those dangerous, carnivorous animals we have caught? The funding is clandestine but everyone knows where it comes from. There are enough madmen in the country with a lot of money. It is named

Guest post on Akanksha’s blog – The Inception Industry

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Advertizing is more sophisticated now. It is all about planting an idea in the mind of the customers. It is about Inception. From Bunny advertizing Lijjat Papad to SRK promoting Fair and Handsome as a 'Mardoon wali Cream' to ''The roads are full of Idiots' advert of CEAT tyres, there is a whole lot of

The Middle Finger Awards 2012

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Welcome to the Middle Finger Awards 2012 presented by Mashed Musings. The awards honors the best news makers of 2012 in various categories. We are committed to an unbiased and honest approach toward selecting the nominees and the winners. If you have any concerns about any of the winners not deserving his/her award, please keep

Guest Post on Rachna’s Blog – The Invisible Wheelchair

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When Rachna asked me to write a Guest Post on her blog, I went weak in the knees. She is one of the Legends of the Blogging world and the cold sweat was understandable. When I finally sent the mail to her, I almost chewed all my nails in anticipation of her reply and was