The delusional Indian

2017-11-11T00:38:41+00:00 Tags: , , , , , , , |

Read the first two post in the series here - The Horny Indian The Sentimental Indian Delusions are like silicon implanted breasts. The problem with artificially enlarging your non-existing asset is that even though the perfectness will make you feel good about yourself, everyone you meet will have one look at your breasts and would

Love Compatibility for same sex couples

2017-11-11T00:38:51+00:00 Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

Polly (my wife) and I sometimes puff up like a puffer fish (with pride, not alarm) when we remember that we got a love compatibility score of 33 out of 36 when our horoscopes were matched. For those who are not faint hearted, horoscope matching used to be a complicated process which required an astrologer

Facebook photos uploading etiquettes

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A lot of people go on holidays so that they could upload pictures on Facebook for various reasons. Enjoying with their family is the last thing on their mind. The reasons for uploading photos might vary from - Making their friends jealous (Hey! Look at me! I am hanging in the air upside down! Stare

The Horny Indian

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No matter how much we try to hide a coupling couple by moving the camera away from the bed as they settle beneath the flower printed bed sheet or by bringing two flowers shaking vigorously suddenly in front of the camera, we cannot snuff out our Kamasutra connections. We are 1.21 billion people who have

Randomizer strikes back

2017-11-11T00:38:58+00:00 Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

I think that the Pink Chaddi Campaign is the best bloody thing which has happened in India since our independence. Although, ironically, the presence of such a  campaign means that  "Independence" is still  just on papers because we are still being bullied. All the freedom fighters who gave their blood and sacrificed their lives must be crying

A Capsule for Amnesia

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"itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai" (Its a poetic version of - When you really want something, the whole universe conspires to take you to your goal) I know this dialogue has nothing to do with the "capsules for Amnesia",

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to lose a guy

2017-11-11T00:39:15+00:00 Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

A friend of mine who is a dab hand at talking non stop about the evils of arranged marriages once asked me - "How will you know a girl in a ten minutes meeting? Look at me. If a guy comes to see me, will he ever come to know in those ten minutes that

The Nebula Mindspin – Story and Epilogue

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The Nebula Mindspin turned out to be a complete mindspin largely because my mind started spinning when I read the 20 comments which created the story. There were numerous dreams within dreams. Gandalf finally did his strip dance and Someone had the audacity to kill poor Kareena. The devil slipped over the hero's pee which