Talaash – Movie Review

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*The post does not contain any spoilers* Aamir Khan always manage to ruffle an unparalleled euphoria with the release of his movies. When an actor works in one movie a year, sometimes the hype acts as a deterrent even though the movie is exceptionally well made. Talaash is one such case. The movie begins with the

Barista Banter – Ram and Yudhishthir

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Read part one of the series here - Costa Chatter – Sita and Draupadi As Draupadi and Sita chatted in Costa sipping hot Cappuccinos, Yudhishthir finally reached heaven after scaling the mighty Himalayas. He was aghast to see Duryodhan in heaven and fought with Indra over the decision. Indra pacified him stating that Duryodhan had spent a

Say this hypo, mean that crisy

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1 ## He drives really well. He breaks every traffic rule, drives as if his car is a batpod, is traffic signal blind, experience orgasms by honking, derives sadistic pleasure by making people run in front of his car. 2 ## She is a homely girl She knows how to knead dough, doesn’t talk to

Kamina Mahina

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For those of you whose Hindi is as deplorable as Sonia Gandhi's, Kamina is Rascal and Mahina is Month, so the post title is - Rascal Month. Now to understand what I am about to narrate, you absolutely have to see this song. *Warning - Make sure there are no children around because they will

Excerpts from Sambha’s diary – II

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Read Part One here - Excerpts from Sambha's diary - I in March you egoistic fool!!!! 10 March, 1976 Dear Diary, Gabbar can be really stupid at times. It was July when he decided to attack Ramgarh during Holi. Holi is celebrated in March! By the time the fool realized that he should

Excerpts from Sambha’s diary – I

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Sambha perched on his rock 12 June, 1975 Dear Diary, I have never liked Gabbar. He is filthy, does not brush his teeth and scares the bejesus out of me with his ridiculous laughter. There are times when I almost fall off the rock I sit on because he scares the shit out

Barfi

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There is this scene in The Matrix Revolutions where Neo and Trinity are flying towards the machine city and are attacked by squid-like machines. Neo tries to destroy them but their number is too huge. He asks Trinity to fly towards the sky.  As the ship tears through the permanent dense dark clouds, Trinity sees the

The third Raaz of making Garbage

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Let me categorically state that I had no intentions of writing about Raaz 3 but the movie was so downright stupid that how could I let go of a chance to butcher it with my bare hands? *This post is not full of spoilers but is one big spoiler* So, the movie begins with a

We like our virgins

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Bhool of a Virgin While flipping channels, I came across a hair dyed (probably Black Rose Kaali Mehndi), 61 years old Rajnikant romancing Aishwarya Rai. Now imagine Aishwarya at the age of 61, wearing a gorgeous black wig and kilos of makeup, romancing Hrithik Roshan’s son in a movie. Imagine the jolt it